Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve?
You’re a douche bag.
(via connorlikescrack)
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
my life is a lie.
“I used to be and adventurer like you, but then I got married.”
IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.
HOOOOLY SHIT
why is there a fucking tomato in the train
because its the subway
(via connorlikescrack)
Majoring in Music for Dummies (in 6 Vol.)
Check out the rest of the Classical Music for Dummies series!
(All images found on the Internet.)
(via a-new-metropolis)
(Source: memesforobsessedpercussionists, via a-new-metropolis)
(Source: shygirl364, via enticeandindulge)
Boy: Do you want a paper towel?
Girl: No I want more than that.
Boy: Do you want 2 paper towels?
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